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3 Reasons He Didn’t Call You

1. He Has A Girlfriend and/or A Boyfriend
Yea, he flirted and gave you his number but so what, maybe he was just being nice. No one likes being¬†the barer of bad news. He probably has a girlfriend or a boyfriend waiting at home that’s dying to cunt punt the first person they see eyeing their goods.

2. He’s Waiting On You
Not everyone knows how to deal with rejection. He probably wants to call but isn’t sure you’re really into him. Give him a call or at least a text to see what happens. Keep it klassy, I said text not sext. Tip:¬†Less isn’t always more, keep your clothes on.

3. He’s Waiting For A Rainy Day
He probably has a million hussies on his list in front of you. He’s just waiting for a few skanks to drop off before he gets to you. Don’t get upset, life isn’t fair; get your own skanks to keep you occupied.

Whatever the reason, always remember to live klassily.

Isaac

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Klassily After Dark – One Night At My Boyfriend’s House

I decided to change into my favorite PJ’s. I put on a long satin pair and plopped onto the couch like a sack of Ore Ida potatoes. The last thing on my mind was enticing anyone.

My boyfriend came over, and slid his hand over my PJ’s. I could tell by the look on his face, he was shocked. He couldn’t stop rubbing my pants. My satin pants struck a nerve. After he recovered from his initial shock he murmured a series of words I’ve never heard before ‘wow, I love your PANTS.’ Never in a million years would I have thought I could woo a guy with just satin pants.

I had to get to the bottom of this conundrum so I asked, “what is it about the pants you like”. He responded, “I LOVE the way they feel and they turn me on”. He then proceeded to pull me into the bedroom, where, well – you can use your imagination.

Interesting how we are taught, less is more. In actuality, it shouldn’t be taken so literally. If less isn’t working, don’t be afraid to explore the realm of more.

-Untitled N. Satin

Dating is Like Soul Searching

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It’s like searching for that one specific star in the night sky that appears to be different from the others. It’s like solving the toughest math problem hoping for the right answer.

Before even attempting to pursue someone you really have to be in love with yourself. Dating is like soul searching. Be confident in you! Because without that sense of self worth, you’re basically setting yourself up for failure. You’re setting yourself up to run into a dead end, head on collision, near death experience.

Be smart. Be faithful and don’t be so afraid to love. Remember, dating doesn’t always have to be the infamous “Hell Date” experience. Be you! Be positive! Be true!

-Jennifer Bellamy